Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 179 You deserved it 21 781
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 662 You deserved it 370
Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 472 You deserved it 4 691
Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen-pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 052 You deserved it 4 187
Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 911 You deserved it 16 131
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 086 You deserved it 570
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???