Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

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Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
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mrose57 0

You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.

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arielhoee 9

You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:

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Mortanious 0

FYL, kick him out and dump him. What an asshole!

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mikeymuscles112 0

If things dont work out with him a have a daughter who is 17 shes a lesbian too

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Beautiful89 0

Wow he is asshole...u should never speak to him again

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KingAfter 0

you should've given him a headbutt whilst punching him in the face with your fist.

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omghehehe 0

although i would've just walked off and told him to F Off if he called again, thats good advice!!! Grabbing the phone and saying, "excuse me but were in the middle of F@*king. he will call u back!" kick him in the nuts and walk out on his ass!!! :) i feel better now

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Ninjaface 0

You'd better have said yes, then gone to make him a sandwich! ...I'm surprised and kind of disappointed that perdix didn't say that.

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