Grandparents Intimacy Sex work is real work

Sex work is real work

thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Mad beliefs

Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Stop talking!

Lunar-Spice - 23/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML

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meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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lordoftheweird - 17/08/2025 18:00 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML

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elchiclebubalu 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

That really blows! lmao

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:41

"mamaw really is a *****!"

heavymetalman1 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:08

now she can only gum

mcalla32 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:06

what's your grams name I might look her up and see if she wants back in the buisness

Silly_Sam 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:50

How much did she charge???

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:00

Back in the 1800's prostitutes were called "soiled doves."

blademaster23 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:25

im part of that history!

AnRom 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:26

I would honestly find that fascinating... stop being a prude!

rachness 0

Monday 22 March 2010 6:32

yeah her not wanting to hear about all the guys she ****** makes her a prude

eduyanez 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:48

This is amazing!

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:47

xxjona777xx is a ******* retard for thinking YDI for having a slutty grandma

frankie123 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:53

Your grandmas a *****. I guess?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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Today, my Food Stamp application was denied because my income is apparently “too high”. I pay $1800 in rent and water, $130 for the phone and internet bill, $400 on credit cards, $150 for electricity, and $120 on car insurance. Nice to know they expect me to eat with $50/month. FML

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Today, after a year of struggling to get over my anxiety disorder so that I don't have a panic attack every time I go to see my boyfriend, I've been informed that his anxiety has now flared and he gets anxious when texting me. It's a lose-lose, and I'm now causing him the same hell I've felt. FML

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