Poopoo peepee, Gross, Flooding and Miscellaneous: Pooptown

Pooptown

By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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You deserved it 103

By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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You deserved it 1 253

By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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You deserved it 122

Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 891

By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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You deserved it 50 042

Can't take it anymore

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 6 607

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:00

if you put a lifeguard stand in your basement, you can open a public pool for the hobos.

Nienna88 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:52

Gross. Well at least you have a huge toilet now :)

Comments

football70 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 17:31

haha same thing happened in NW Calgary

ThaWiz 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 22:35

You know what i would do? Move.

999pun999 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:41

get into the guiness world records for crappiest basement ever!

Moy_fml 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:03

are you jpmetz?

jibz83 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:19

Take this as a wonderful opportunity to venture into the world of skat...have fun with it, go wild!

Kiing0fDarkness 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 13:06

jkhayn 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:01

you down with OPP?

SirBedevere 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:30

Well, shit happens.

decade444 4

Friday 24 June 2011 4:21

Look for the lever, it's in there somewhere!

abby213 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:26

that happened to me before. it smells funny.

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Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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Pooptown

Same thing different taste

Pumped-up Tanks

Can't take it anymore

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