One stop shop

By Clueless - 05/08/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my car in because the AC had stopped working. The mechanic turned it on, pressed one button, and cold air started blasting. I'd seemingly switched it to heat three months ago. FML

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metroido 17

Wednesday 5 August 2026 10:08

i almost…ALMOST…didn’t vote ydi. until that last sentence.

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