Money, Plumbing and Work: Oh wow, thanks!

Oh wow, thanks!

By toast - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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Use the force

By BlueMacaw - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

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You deserved it 4 705

Broke boyz

By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 764

You deserved it 5 574

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 10 008

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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You deserved it 46 636

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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You deserved it 6 108

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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You deserved it 2 304

This is mine now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 247

You deserved it 6 816

People of Walmart

By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 531

You deserved it 3 385

Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 232

jarofarts 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:16

lol who DOES that?

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!

Comments

soozin 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:14

stingy ass man..... if you can get into his house unnoticed, damage his boiler... and maybe bag something extra with you ;)

jadiyy 3

Friday 27 March 2009 4:58

What a gay ass. That's not fair. You did your work for that cheap rich slug, you should be properly paid for it. Go talk to him. That's total shit for him to do that.

smiles1234 0

Friday 27 March 2009 8:46

i think thats cute

TheHeroHartmut 0

Friday 27 March 2009 12:50

It's clever. You gotta give him that.

mikeloyst 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:30

Hey, your pissed about it, so drink the tea! it will calm you down.

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:28

hahahhaha. thats great. kind of douchey though since he played it off as money and you would obviously assume that.

blaz_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:21

Thats amazing!

Eladar 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:03

was it a PG-Tips teabag???

OMGiTziDark 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:14

LMAO.

ryanbrod 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:05

lol you should check what kind of tea it is... there are some teas worth alot of money and him being a rich person may have nothing better to do then drink $500 a bag tea... lol