School: Not fair!

Not fair!

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 479

You deserved it 458

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Same thing different taste

Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 91

Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 753

You deserved it 2 100

By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 399

You deserved it 7 324

By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 745

You deserved it 3 015

By K_M - 23/08/2010 04:18 - Malaysia

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 252

You deserved it 75 796

By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 870

You deserved it 8 003

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 391

You deserved it 3 170

By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 804

You deserved it 329

By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 911

You deserved it 530

By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 333

You deserved it 2 063

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 November 2017 1:48

I’m sure those four are grateful that you “took one for the team.” You’re the real MVP!

exileonmainst 16

Friday 10 November 2017 2:23

That reminds me, I need to listen to more Lily Allen. It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean..

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 November 2017 1:48

I’m sure those four are grateful that you “took one for the team.” You’re the real MVP!

exileonmainst 16

Friday 10 November 2017 2:23

That reminds me, I need to listen to more Lily Allen. It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean..

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 10 November 2017 4:48

No, wasn't concerned about the punishment, you are just not liked by the teacher and you just gave a excuse to go crazy on you.

tonyfan00 38

Friday 10 November 2017 5:51

That line of people outside the classroom was waiting for a distraction...seems you were the distraction!

Friesian 7

Friday 10 November 2017 20:50

Not fair, agreed, but if you don’t like it than don’t be late.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Monday 13 November 2017 16:56

If a fisherman goes fishing, does he try to catch ALL the fish in the lake, or the one who just happens to get hooked?

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Not fair!

Same thing different taste

Hypocrite much?

Please, apologize

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