Dogs, Diets Kids No more treats

No more treats

Fatty1970 - - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Concerned parent

trying - 24/09/2023 22:30 - United States

Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

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fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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Eat Y'self Fitter

Shnur - - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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Kids are assholes to each other

sphear880 - 21/05/2021 19:59

Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML

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hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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Unusual cruelty

Angryparent - 06/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML

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Be warned

JCC - - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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LemonBlue 0

Monday 23 May 2011 9:07

"you were an accident and we still dress you"

amrik 11

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

never call a dog fat. it's your fault for not walking it. walk it so you and the dog can lose wight

punx21 0

Monday 23 May 2011 21:38

haha kids

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Monday 23 May 2011 21:45

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but that's too funny. FYL.

HD103 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:15

clever

Persephone1001 3

Monday 23 May 2011 23:12

Hahahahaha! YDI for the hypocrisy. Take the dog for longer walks and/or both of you eat less.

Light_Shadow 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:22

karma bites

jbroxx11 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:32

how old is ur daughter ? I feel so bad for u.. but its so funny lol.. (: haha!! u just got told!!!

zormy 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:29

Are you too overweight for your own good? That is something you need to ask yourself. My son's girlfriend is and given her eating habits, it's like she's trying to burst. What really pisses me off is that she (still!) insists on calling other people AND their pets fat!