Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 638 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes. He replied, “Oh you know, I’ve seen worse, I’ve been watching Dexter.” FML I agree, your life sucks 649 You deserved it 78
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML I agree, your life sucks 7 562 You deserved it 832
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 371 You deserved it 4 661
Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 967 You deserved it 2 383
Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 262 You deserved it 106
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML I agree, your life sucks 927 You deserved it 198
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!