Intimacy: Nailed it

Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Really into it

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet

Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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Saturday 21 December 2013 19:18

those french tips tho

SmittyJA24 26

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:18

... Yawn ....

Comments

EmmaMK 35

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:55

At least she stayed awake.

Mackay92 14

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:49

accidentally put it in her anus that'll spice it up

weedandfood 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:11

Dude boo get better moves

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:19

You nailed her.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 22 December 2013 0:22

That is a stupid expectation, haha.

0neiros 14

Sunday 22 December 2013 0:40

If you catch her checking her nails again, call out someone else's name. You'll find out quick how distracted she is.

ineedhelp89 4

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:02

At least your girlfriend I sleeting you have sex.....

YAMICHA 2

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:20

Put it in her ass she won't be so bored.

speakersboom 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 2:52

DONE. GOT HER NAILS D-O-N-E.

nomoreparty 11

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:05

Atleast she didn't maul ur pee pee.. Survived after bad sex.

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