Love: My Love Life in a Nutshell

My Love Life in a Nutshell

By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

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You deserved it 883

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 433

You deserved it 23 517

By mildlyconcussed - 10/08/2015 08:32 - Italy - Somma Vesuviana

Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 650

You deserved it 1 904

By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 935

You deserved it 6 812

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 543

You deserved it 348

Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 110

You deserved it 52 445

Rock n roll

By notanybetter - 08/06/2019 02:00

Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 622

You deserved it 171

By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 070

You deserved it 4 157

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 966

You deserved it 2 973

By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 558

You deserved it 17 826

By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 529

You deserved it 46 361

Kurliez408 32

Saturday 29 July 2017 13:08

Why is that a fml? The drummer wouldn't have noticed you and the rest of the crowd would've been focused on the band.

Stiggy626 25

Saturday 29 July 2017 13:41

wtf is this stupid shit?

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Kurliez408 32

Saturday 29 July 2017 13:08

Why is that a fml? The drummer wouldn't have noticed you and the rest of the crowd would've been focused on the band.

Stiggy626 25

Saturday 29 July 2017 13:41

wtf is this stupid shit?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 July 2017 14:10

He was probably sweating from looking at you. Rawr!!

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 29 July 2017 14:15

Eye guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 July 2017 17:52

Eye see what you did there? ;) Hey, that was a blink, not a wink!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 July 2017 14:19

Plot twist: the band was Blink 182!!!

KingKralj 31

Saturday 29 July 2017 19:35

...Why is this an fml?

Cali 54

Monday 31 July 2017 12:08

...Probably because OP excitedly thought she was getting hit on and then realized she was totally wrong?

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 30 July 2017 9:38

You probably isn't the only one to have this idea. I'm sure there are a bunch of other fans that fantasies the drummer winking at them.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 2 August 2017 8:28

Ok...? Am I missing something here? Did someone notice and laugh or is this s pointless story?

randybryant799 20

Monday 12 July 2021 21:55

I'm totally missing the problem. Obviously he couldn't see you wink.

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You deserved it 84

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

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You deserved it 3 519

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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You deserved it 7 212

Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML

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You deserved it 5 596

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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You deserved it 11 781

Today, I took a online midterm for a 400 level class I need to graduate this winter. I didn't realize that Proctorio links your computer to your phone, so when I opened my phone and googled the exact question, it gave me a notification on my screen which Proctorio screen recorded. FML

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You deserved it 1 223

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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My Love Life in a Nutshell

Same thing different taste

Stalker vibes

Rock n roll

Someone thinks highly of themself

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