My home hates me

Anonymous - 24/07/2015 02:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
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cat4651 15

Go back to bed for the rest of the day, it is clearly not your day today!

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JMichael 25

You're just not having a very good day are you? You have my sympathy

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xxlizsandraxx 7

been there done that, it will be fine as long as no one was around to see it.

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tanziir1 14

Did u piss of a fling leprechaun or wht

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samlovesham1234 9

As Low-Light says, "Some nights it just don't pay to get outta bed".

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ontheFLY4 25

Get out while you still can! Sounds like your house has it in for you...

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Shade1982 20

Maybe not the house, but the appliances sure seem to be in cahoots.

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Kramer1998 20

Just quit the day, cancel everything, cause if you drive you'll crash, go tobed you've earned it

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Archer0113 11

Omg that's my life everyday! Sadly... I'm accident prone ?

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