Magic moments

By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.

first, why did she throw up? second technically that wasnt a 'no'. maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??

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There's girls for ya! You NEVER know how we'll react to even the best things.

Well, I'd confirm before returning the ring. People tend to puke when nervous or ill, not when offended at a thought of marriage. As for the crying? Again, it could be nerves, either at the horror or the joy of a long-term commitment. So, ask again. You'll probably get an answer this time.

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I think it's probably already been siad, but just to say it again and give you even more support: Not necessarily, I once knew a girl who just threw up and cried whenever she was nervous. Being proposed to is pretty big, everyone handles things differently. She might've just been shocked. I know that it probably sounds kinda stupid and unlikely, but I'm serious. It's definitely possible.

swagmotten 0

I mean 'said', sorry. My spellcheck is always broken. >

She's pregnant!!!!!!! That explains the puking... and the crying. Maybe she was going to tell you but then you proposed. In that case, fail. Haha.

This is how it works: When he proposed, it was like saying "I'm not really Zac Efron, I'm Bobby Lee from Mad TV" and his GF barfs all over him.

Thats hysterical. Perhaps she was just overwhelmed?

She was probably drunk at the time. So if that's true YDI. Probably cause no one would agree to marry you sober :P?