Gross, Allergies Health Living free - FML

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WhatTheFuck - - United States - Bridgeview

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Yazoo77 16

Friday 31 July 2015 0:55

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

kingodsucksville 18

Friday 31 July 2015 1:02

What did you do to deserve that

SJKatt 15

Thursday 30 June 2022 20:34

I hope you bought poor memaw a bidet.

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Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

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Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend begged me not to take an amazing promotion at my job. He reasoned that he’d be emasculated and humiliated if he had a girlfriend that outranked and out-earned him. I had to celebrate alone as my whole family lives in another state. Congrats to me but also, FML

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