Animals, Painful and Kids: Little demon

Little demon

By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 376

By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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You deserved it 9 539

By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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You deserved it 943

Make it stop!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 21:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 221

You deserved it 351

By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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You deserved it 227

Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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You deserved it 4 425

By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 572

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 165

You deserved it 9 116

By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 513

You deserved it 5 816

By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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You deserved it 1 301

anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls. Your L is F'd.

joecoyote 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol thats a smart "slow" kid =P

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_babyxdoll 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:52

well at least now you & the kid know that your balls are real :)

Dopehead666 21

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:04

Should've kicked the kid.

thenameisnele 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:13

and that's why i HATE little kids. xD

Phillay632 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:15

YDI for being a furry.

testing_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:21

hahaha that sucks FYL

MK1029 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:41

should have pretended to be a real kangaroo and beat the piss out of the kid.

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:46

ROFL I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL

funnykid 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:51

OOOOFF OMG, i bet that burned like hell and hurt like a million stones in the head, man u r an unlucky 1.

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:17

Where was the retards handler or owner?

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:23

YDI ! For not being real : D

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Little demon

Same thing different taste

Make it stop!

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