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Life's a beach

Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Burned - 05/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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tooembarrassed - 12/02/2016 15:13 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

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Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Anteezy 7

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:13

haha genius.

aback 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:43

He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.

ruby2shoe123 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:15

51: I have a third degree burn scar on my face and sholders from the sun

sexybitch92 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 4:08

a giant ;)

DAN7IEL 2

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:11

so like he put sunscreen on everywhere except for an area in the shape of a penis??

tiffanyyuriXD 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:11

how the hell did you not notice when he was drawing it on your back

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 20:18

LOL! he's a keeper.

itsmisskay 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:57

Wouldn't you have felt it on your back that there was a huge area that didn't have sunscreen???

itsmisskay 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:02

Wait also, why were you at the beach in December????

kasumii 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:04

Because she's from Australia you idiot. By the way, that's not in your country. It's really amazing over there because their 'winters' are HOT.

doin_ur_mom 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:41

haha u just got burned ( figuratively and literally)

Corygerm 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:15

your life does suck

dollFehn 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:18

lol my boyfriend would so do that 2

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