Life on Nightmare mode

shitforchris - - Canada

Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML
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randomfacts 0

how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

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Emico_fml 0

You should have given her a demonstration.

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luminousgirl 0

ah, gosh that sucks. :(

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duckorange 0

You're doing it wrong. "Washing-up liquid makes an excellent lubricant"

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Tokie_fml 0

when a girls scared to take it in the pooper her tears make a great lubricant also!!!

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badass57 0

NO BALLS NO PUSS FYI: DON'T BE SUPRISED IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

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chloe2114 4

WHY IS IT ALL IN CAPS seriously...

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shadowryder 0

You're not "in love" with her. You just have a crush on her. Either way, don't do anything to **** up her relationship or else you won't ever get a chance.

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roflcopterzzz 0

Please tell me that you gave her terrible advice on the hope and prayer that he'll break up with her after she rakes him too much and bends the hell out of his dick when she's on top.

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MastaHorse 0

that's sounds like the most correct thing to do

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VolleyballSMASH 1

no, you never do that. they'll hate you for that.

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dudemitch 0

i feel your pain buddy

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VolleyballSMASH 1

same, I. helped a friend/crush, ask out a friend. it sucks, but you'd be a bad friend for being insupportive. for those saying grow a pair, ops the one with real balls. it takes a lot more to be a good friend, instead of **** it up for the girl so she will date him.

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rayrayy_fml 0

Well...at least you were a good friend about it? :/ idk, that sucks, bud.

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