Intimacy: Kinda sad - FML

Kinda sad

By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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I don't owe you anything

By Anonymous - 24/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML

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Man's best friend

By jess - 02/07/2025 03:00 - Japan - Tokyo

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Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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Top comments

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:48

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:49

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:59

Tell me you didn't....

XxTreyXx18 6

Friday 17 May 2013 12:10

he sounds like a douche, dump him asap

justkush 0

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:59

Words can't even describe what a doucebag he is. Dump him

monique8axel 6

Monday 27 May 2013 3:47

3rd girl this week.... You've been dating him for 9 months... I think it's time to call Jerry

CodyKennedyBSM 3

Friday 31 May 2013 21:07

**** him , I don't mean have sex with him , I mean **** him, leave him , he's stupid

OnyxChick95 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 3:09

He needs a glass of water... Make that a gallon

rosie15256 0

Saturday 8 June 2013 15:16

So hes cheating on u too..

springacres 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:32

I hope you dumped his cheating @$$.

AwkGirl 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:35

Psychiatric evaluation anyone?

lilyb333 9

Monday 7 October 2013 23:14

he's the one crying

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Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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Today, I invited everyone to a gig I'm playing at a bar. They closed it down just for me when I told them how many people were attending, and I spent all day setting it up. Turns out nobody showed up besides my mom, my dad, and 2 of my cousins. I still had to play 7 songs in front of them. FML

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Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML

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Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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