Embarrassing, Customers, Drunk and Work: Kid!

Kid!

By DrunkParents - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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HeroZeroPlayer 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:58

wtf is up with fml? the fmls are like not corrected before post anymore? like in this one there's a random loool???

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:00

Tell them 'Sorry, kids aren't allowed to sell alcohol'

Comments

cbakalyar 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 12:51

That makes it even more funny

turtles4life 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:19

This is making me really mad xD the FML team messed with all the posts and they're all stupid looking and its making me so mad

Tigertamer01 15

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:41

April fools

Delsanity 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:46

Silly parent kids don't sell drinks

henrylikestreats 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 18:31

Sounds funny enough to me!

the_rad_brad47 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:40

Hey

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 2 April 2015 1:47

Sure your parents weren't just playing a joke on you by pretending to be drunken louts?

rockwrench 18

Thursday 2 April 2015 3:09

Too funny. They must have been trying to embarrass you for the fun of it.

Candied_person 13

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:34

I feel this post so much

icecreamisrad 13

Wednesday 22 April 2020 13:50

Hahahahahaha🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 18 January 2025 1:02

Just because they were your parents, you shouldn't assume that they knew where the booze was at.

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