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By confused - 02/09/2010 21:09 - Canada

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28

Stay in the straight closet then.

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FFML_314 11

Learn to embrace your flamboyant nature. Time to buy some pink.

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MoJoThundRpants 0

wear pants that dont squeeze your nuts for starters if you dont want em to think youre a homofaggot

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pandazgonebad 0

fake and gay!!! if it costs you your job, then take it up in court. its against the law for them to do that. god, ppl on fml are so stupid and spoiled.

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tweetbaby14 18

stupid I understand many of the people on here are, but spoiled? that one doesn't make a whole lot of sence. please use better word choice next time when commenting.

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StrayXL 0

If there are women there befriend them by saying your gay now you have all the women hay you maybe lucky and they might take you home for a sleep over ;P

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mathewssantosh 0

better tell em soon or they'll be ******* u soon enough

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

Ey,,, Just go with the flow >>>Smile and wave mistakingly Gay Guy... Smile and Wave...

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MoreThan1lol 0

if you go gay you'll get killed by the republicans. I don't mind the gays as long as they don't get the all-in-your face about it. but since they chant "we're here we're queer" at the annual gay parade I'm quit displeased. you don't see me going around chanting I'm straight, that would be absurd. Shut up or piss off

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yenidewi 11

Just tell them that u r straight ... never make yourself get into troubles by telling lies

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MrBoredomioo 18

I can already see your boss posting "Today I found out one of the men that I had hired wasn't gay. This wouldn't be a problem if I hadn't hired him just because I didn't want to discriminate against gays. FML."

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