Intimacy: Inspired

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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You deserved it 22 373

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 547

You deserved it 5 029

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 811

You deserved it 4 453

Gamers rise up

By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 356

You deserved it 907

Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 788

You deserved it 497

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 149

You deserved it 8 811

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 197

You deserved it 59 943

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 860

You deserved it 8 749

By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 170

You deserved it 4 299

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 862

You deserved it 31 442

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 310

You deserved it 7 771

Amosatron 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:32

Your boyfriend is a legend!

babyyappld 7

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!

Comments

quietnurse 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:12

epic win!

Moe954 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:15

Oh how Dare he have a sense of humour!

bayonet 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:31

haha well at least he made you come

leishababyx 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 0:27

you need to get laid properly lol

ThisRandomChild 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:06

This is the most truthful comment on this page, congratulations, 25

xLostInTheCrowdx 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:45

Haha he is too awesome. This is not and fml.

chillinAK 9

Monday 17 January 2011 13:50

So this was before he dumped you cracking jokes about your lazy eye and after the heart shaped dump? You live a crappy life OP - but props on getting so many FML's posted in a row.

chillinAK 9

Monday 17 January 2011 13:53

Oh, I forgot to make mention of a plaster cast that you fake friend marked.

Shyke 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:43

today is European FML day. The best European FML's were picked by the cast of Skin. (that's why it says SkinsCastSelection)

Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:43

Wow, even after it's explained to her, she continues the epic stupidity... >.<

Kittehx3 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:36

Fail.

MarcosFTW 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:54

Win. Period

SilentScreamer 12

Monday 17 January 2011 13:54

I'd marry him.

ChibiGirl5 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:13

haha me too he's freakin awesome

cd07 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:54

wow that's amazing!

DocBastard 38

Monday 17 January 2011 13:55

**** you, OP!! Goddamit, **** you and your goddamn face. I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all goddamn day now. Asshole.

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:13

LOL..

MarcosFTW 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:56

skinscastselection has a crappy life -__-

Doortje 29

Monday 17 January 2011 14:03

Dear God, you'd think with the name being so obvious people wouldn't be stupid like this.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 14:44

See there is your problem Doortje, you are thinking but don't worry, after reading a few more comments like the one above and your head will explode and you will fit right in.