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NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - 14/08/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML
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mattjamt 16

Most of the major musicians have multiple trumpets to choose from, if you know what I'm saying.

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perdix 29

I don't know what you are saying. Are you saying that major musicians have multiple penises? Or, they have multiple people to give ******** to? I doubt you have to be a major musician to find people to accept your ********.

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LennyComa 39

That is an awesome response to his mother, Punishment should be 3 days of non coital activity

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tannara 12

Hahahahahha is he single now? Toot toot

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PaulieXP 16

Is your boyfriends name Ray by any chance?

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KylarStern19 7

Okay now that was funny and atleast his dad laughed it off and hopefully his mom doesn't think bad about you. Long as he really does like you you should not worry about it

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laurapiggy 3

No sir!!! You did not say that shit to your mom at dinner!!

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TheWhiteLotus 5

Driving lessons? What, is the kid 14?

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cheer21moose 13

Now that's a good dad

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Insomnolence 1

How dare the OP prefer to keep her presumed private life between her and her boyfriend, and feel unhappy when he says something she considers inappropriate to other people! You're supposed to be okay with everything, even if you feel embarrassed or disrespected. Otherwise, you're a stick in the mud and lack a sense of humor. Shame on you, OP.

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Erery 16

get him back another joke in front of his dad or friends

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iwasborn_naked 14

sounds like something my boyfriend would say..

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