Miscellaneous and Weird: I'm a loser baby

I'm a loser baby

By cooldude - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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You deserved it 8 269

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Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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You deserved it 96 655

By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 562

You deserved it 252

By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 229

You deserved it 3 326

By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 749

You deserved it 2 852

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 244

You deserved it 58 359

By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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You deserved it 5 795

By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 786

You deserved it 13 806

By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 124

You deserved it 1 572

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 713

You deserved it 3 991

OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

jjtivey97 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 20:12

to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped

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OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:37

lol

OhaiDerLol 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lololol ur mom lololloooolollollol1oo1!!1111!!1!1!1! Holy idiot, Batman. I'm as thick as two short planks!

seahorses4eva 4

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:43

Speaking of losers.

Kadz184 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:39

lol fail

aquarist 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:58

Wearing pink flip flops and riding a purple moped? That guy sounds awesome.

rwickmannp11 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:01

I wonder what the old guy thinks a normal person should look like

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:04

I modded this in!!! (Not really... I just can't think of anything stupider to say at the moment. Sorry...)

MaraMacK 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:09

ydi cause you must really suck if "that" called you a loser...

dugumit 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:13

well join the rainbow brigade and then u will become a big gay winner like him.

DJortiz31 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:15

haha I agree wit 60 u must b wearing something pretty bad if he called u a looser lol

sloop_fml 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:23

ahahaha, nice! you should not have taunted him

phippsy95 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:34

seriously, when I'm older I hope I'm like that guy

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I'm a loser baby

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