I fot my dream date with this girl and we went bback to her place... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 01:04

I fot my dream date with this girl and we went bback to her place for sex but as I went back to her room but I was ambushed by 5 men and violently taken from behind with my head pushed into a pillow so I can't scream. My date recorded everything and put it all over social media.

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Nico Noppe 10

Sunday 19 January 2020 22:01

And the reason why you're telling this here instead of to the police? I mean, if it's on social media, there's proof of rape.

power_in_the_now 19

Wednesday 22 January 2020 23:32

Rape would mean she should be In prison along with the 5 dudes.. why are you posted this here. That or you thought it would make the FML list and made it up. Rape isn’t a joke

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Nico Noppe 10

Sunday 19 January 2020 22:01

And the reason why you're telling this here instead of to the police? I mean, if it's on social media, there's proof of rape.

Callyn 47

Tuesday 21 January 2020 2:38

Because it's obviously not real.

power_in_the_now 19

Wednesday 22 January 2020 23:32

Rape would mean she should be In prison along with the 5 dudes.. why are you posted this here. That or you thought it would make the FML list and made it up. Rape isn’t a joke

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