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Creepster - - United States

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
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perdix 29

Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples. And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes. And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.

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null_fml 11

The real FML is that you were looking in the general direction of an Old Navy. (Sorry, I just really hate Old Navy)

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xAlwaysDreamNx 0

wow you're an idiot..

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perdix 29

Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples. And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes. And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.

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just_me_tmp 0

I don't know about your Old Navy, but I also live in Ohio (Kenwood Area) and have never seen a mannequin at Old Navy wearing a bra, or modeling underwear at all for that matter. Maybe you saw one in a bikini? The one you went to could be different, or maybe it's because I haven't been in a month or so, but I think this FML is dumb either way.

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CallMeHush 0

YDI because mannequin never have truly nice racks. I am a huge boob fan but I cannot condone the checking out of little plaster generic boobies.

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