Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: HELP!

HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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Goober

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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snowsock 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

Maybe you should, I dunno, try it both ways before screaming?

Aelaena 6

Friday 19 June 2009 9:35

this looks oddly familier.. must run in the family

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xSIPPYCUP 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:45

haha i guess thats happened to most people...pushing instead of pulling...but they dont start screaming o.O

xsummerx09x 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:03

haha. i've done that a few times. except i tried the other way before i screamed. :D

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:14

Please don't reproduce

wikifoo 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:12

Moron No one has been trapped in a bathroom stall for hours, you can climb over or crawl under . Did your parents have any children that lived ?

Leaveittosteven 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:17

*sigh* stall doors almost always open to the inside

sewer 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:21

awwwwww :]

warrior1995 15

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:54

Smart . Out smarted by a 6 yr old

m3tal169 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:19

im sorry but that is hust plain stupid, everyone knows to try both ways before scriming for help by a nine year old >[ retard

carleeto810 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:36

Hahahahahahahahah. That's hilarious. :]

AnonymousJLi 0

Friday 23 July 2010 6:12

dumbass

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