The best thing to do is tape your ear hole shut and suffacat the damn thing.

That is so awkward. I'm trying to imagine how you guys put the pee in your ear--did you simply put it in a little cup and then poured it in--or did your boyfriend actually do what your title name states and just flat out pissed on you hoping to reach your ear in the process?

Mother in law doesn't like you

You trusted his mother because she has a degree in stupidity.

What in the world possessed you to let you boyfriend put his piss in your ear. You should have called your dr and did what he says or go straight to the emergency room. P.s. I herd on the radio that someone in china had a blast g crawl in his ear and he sprayed raid into his ear

Where in God’s name do you live that this should happen to OP?

I won't judge you. I can understand in a moment of panic, you will do anything for a solution. However, in future emergencies try to keep a more rational mind (I know, easy for me to say!). The worst thing to do in these instances is panic or you can end up with urine in your ear and a bug in your eardrum.

Your boyfriend's mother is just trying to support him in his fetishes.

Sounds like urine trouble.

Holy crap now nobody could believe that would happen - chances are less than the lottery - hey maybe you should play the lottery