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By hushnow - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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You deserved it 3 776

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Same thing different taste

By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 708

You deserved it 3 517

By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 337

You deserved it 35 135

By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 685

You deserved it 22 951

By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 257

You deserved it 2 339

Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 790

You deserved it 145

By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 314

You deserved it 2 447

Retail sucks

By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 086

You deserved it 2 528

By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 726

You deserved it 6 296

Dirty girl

By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 538

You deserved it 248

By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 146

You deserved it 39 084

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

katy513 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:09

YDI for the use of the word "snowglobes"

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:54

I busted out laughing... In the middle of a silent funeral service.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:54

I came on my face.

notsoluckypup 12

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:14

Snowglobes. Awesome. FTW xD

Final784 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:15

Dude, that sucks =/ Worst part is, you probably got some his pubes on hand just because it was INSIDE! But nonetheless, this was funny lol

thebigblue 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:28

Yeah you did. tell them you are sickly and don't wanna spread any germs.

glenzhao2 16

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:36

I chucklehucked.

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:36

why don't you?

thesinginguy 18

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:46

dude I agree with your list except the last part because it is hipocritical(:

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:27

I will never look at snowglobes the same way again.

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Today, I finally figured out that when a man says, "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means, "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML

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Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML

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You deserved it 131

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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Gross

Same thing different taste

Gross

Retail sucks

Dirty girl

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