Goodbye

By nba - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML

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You deserved it 338

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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Team building

By Anonymous - 30/03/2025 09:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, it was my last day at my current job after a year and a half and the end of my contract. I brought snacks and a gift for the office. Nobody even bothered to come say goodbye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 494

You deserved it 107

By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 551

You deserved it 470

By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40

Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 718

You deserved it 1 078

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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You deserved it 2 378

By Grrrrr - 01/03/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 057

You deserved it 5 429

By loverpants - 14/08/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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You deserved it 5 554

Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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You deserved it 1 315

Work sucks, I know

By BadKitty42 - 14/12/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 698

You deserved it 3 855

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 30 May 2019 19:46

Sounds like a sign you didn't leave soon enough...

hkatz 9

Thursday 30 May 2019 23:37

you

Comments

mr_dinzaster 16

Thursday 30 May 2019 16:16

****

hkatz 9

Thursday 30 May 2019 23:37

you

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 30 May 2019 19:46

Sounds like a sign you didn't leave soon enough...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 30 May 2019 20:59

Piss poor planning on your part... shoulda gotten there earlier.

leximichelle 13

Thursday 30 May 2019 21:59

Seems they told OP about it after it started it. Or he/she was given the wrong time.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 30 May 2019 22:28

Nothing im the FML mentions anything about this, though. It reads like they're just late.

nadiamarie9 8

Wednesday 5 June 2019 16:09

that’s exactly what happened.

bluhbluhbluh 14

Friday 31 May 2019 1:31

Wow! Talk about a GOOD RIDDANCE!

Traveling_Book 9

Friday 31 May 2019 2:09

Not to be that guy, but they didn’t have to do anything for you. Sounds like they just wanted a reason to have an office party and used your going away as a disguise for it though.