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Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML

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wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:26

YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

TerAki 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

lol narcissism

Hullaballoo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:22

Who honestly gets into fights about who is prettier? Are you kidding?

bobbinika 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:33

thanks for the idea... im doing that to my friend hahahaha

hr90_65 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:05

why would you get into that bad of an argument about who's prettier? thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard of

chapmmel 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:09

LOL THATS HILARIOUS But it sucks that it happened to you :(

yer_mom92 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:32

hahhaha that really sucks but it's a really good idea i think i'm gonna use that on someone haha

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

and now you can file charges against her for harassment and use the online listing as proof. I'm assuming she's not your best friend anymore, not after that stunt, so it's not like you're losing much by going to the law.

hottie102 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:50

u have really bitchy old friends.you shouldn't be friends with that person anymore and also play a nasty prank on them

katerinamro 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:54

at least you won jjajaja

iloveWH 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:51

how old are you guys? 12? who argues about who's prettier? and your friend sounds retarded

Tick_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:22

You deserved it if you were arguing that you were prettier than your best friend. Hopefully that wasn't the case and it was just your friend that was claiming she was prettier.