Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
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mackenzie2323 5

It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog

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Mercedes16 7

Awh. That's sad. :/

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eesingz48 3

Aww poor old lady :(

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taazer 12

Why would you yell at a stranger? That her dog is cute??

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goobergirlie 5

People compliment peoples dogs all the time. I get compliments when I walk my dogs. Op was just being friendly. Stfu.

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goobergirlie 5

And how are you mrs if you're 14? You're remedial.

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BloodyDraven 0

this sorta reminds me of the 3rd Ace Ventura movie (Ace Ventura Jr.) where the grandpa comes and is dragging his dog throughout the movie, and they keep telling him he's dead, but he deny's it, and at the end the dog is jumpin and moving around, lol

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markmiller2023 0

well i dont know about you but where i live when i am at a red light so is the opposite side of traffic so no screaming through traffic. and maybe shes just a nice person? just a thought

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Not trying to start anything here but usually the REASON the light is red is so other drivers can cross and turn onto the street you're on. So you either have red lights for no reason in your town or yes there is still traffic in the lane next to you...

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NeonBubblez 6

Well that's depressing.Probably an old family dog/:

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tmmundy 17

This is truly sad. The old lady might have been a little crazy and didn't want to get rid of her dog, maybe she's had the dog for a long time. It's sad, but older people do strange things sometimes. I just hope someone came along and helped her because op sounds like she drove off. =(

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Flamedude101 4

Dead dog, dead dog , what did they feed you.... dead dog,dead dog, its not your fault.....

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perdix 29

You should console the old lady by saying, "You'll see him again in heaven . . . pretty soon."

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tmmundy 17

Why in the world would you tell any one they are going to die soon? Are you God? I think not. Only God has the final say as to when it's our time. That would be so mean for op to tell the old lady or any one for matter. I'm not trying to sound mean, if I am, but that just kinda ticked me off a tad.

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perdix 29

All old people are going to die soon . . . it's just an actuarial fact. C'mon! The old lady has to be batshit crazy to sit on a public bench with a dead animal. Did the dog drop dead then and there, or did she carry his stiff corpse to the bench? While the timing of her death is merely a statistical prediction, I thought you might criticize my ability to predict her post-mortem destination. Each religion has its own algorithm for sending dead people to various regions of their afterlife amusement park.

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tmmundy 17

Oh and I suppose in your religion, you have the ability to say when people will die. lmao. Somehow I find that hard to believe. All I was saying, you should never say that to any one. We know we will die one day, but who are you to say when. lol. No use in arguing about this. It's just our difference of opinions.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

84 - You're obviously quite new here if you haven't figured out his first comment was sarcastic. Jesus, no need to get your knickers in a twist.

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tmmundy 17

No as a matter of fact I'm not new here. And I'm not going to apologize for something I thought wasn't sarcastic. It didn't seem that way to me at all. By the way, I did say it was my opinion. So don't get your knickers in a twist.

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perdix 29

Tmmundy, your problem is you think I mean a completely different time scale than I do. I'm not saying I could choose the moment of the OPs death, but if she's really an old lady, she's got a few more years, tops, and that's "pretty soon" in my book.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Telling you to get your knickers out of a twist doesn't mean my own are in a twist. Calm yourself down, breathe, and then maybe we'll talk. In the meantime, whether you realized it at first or not, now you know so there's no reason to get so worked up.

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Flamedude101 4

Dead dog, dead dog , what did they feed you.... dead dog,dead dog, its not your fault.....

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perdix 29

C'mon! We all know that is "Smelly Cat" by Phoebe Buffet.

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Flamedude101 4

no really? thanx captain obvious yes i know i was trying to mimmick it

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Are you also new here? That's two people in a row not understanding Perdix's posts.

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