Work: Germaphobe

Germaphobe

By AFSDALK:AFSDQWE - 23/11/2013 18:33 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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You deserved it 5 411

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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You deserved it 11 410

Emergency

By Ethan Sitzes - 25/06/2022 22:00

Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 125

You deserved it 110

By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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You deserved it 301

Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 640

You deserved it 4 743

By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 501

You deserved it 3 730

By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 637

You deserved it 2 540

By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 419

You deserved it 2 346

By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 952

You deserved it 2 201

By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 187

You deserved it 2 385

Jemm_fml 29

Sunday 24 November 2013 2:53

Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

KasiaLilith 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:09

It is not at all uncommon to feel uncomfortable using a public washroom. If I can avoid pooping in a place, where I have to sit for a while and have no idea who sat there before me.. not to mention the inconvenience of stinking up the place or even worse, making noises while there are other people around..

Comments

ZomBgal 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:58

Quitting the job because of this, I am assuming, one-time incident would be a bit melodramatic. Ot would be awkward to explain to a future employer why you left this job. "Well, my boss took a long time to shit and that was it. I couldn't handle take it anymore."

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:05

He's probably not alone in that...American Pie...

perdix 29

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:09

Would you rather he shat on your desk -- like a BAWS!?

perdix 29

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:13

I believe #18 is suggesting staging a coup and wresting control of the company from his unfit boss. I hope so, otherwise the comment is moronic.

Ovoxo_5 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:17

Just... lol.

Larry01_fml 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:18

that's a pretty long shit if you ask me!

smithv171 17

Sunday 24 November 2013 16:57

no one asked you though..

Edumcg 24

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:25

He told you about his phobia, at least he's honest...... unless he was lying to you because he just didn't want to work. Don't worry OP karma will reward you ^^

shaggystar 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:28

I hate using public restrooms when I have to take a crap. But if I absolutely have to go. I find the supply closet and bleach that sucker before I use it.