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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

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Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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Top comments

AkManiak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

Comments

omggtfomi 1

Monday 17 October 2011 10:45

Oh my gawd I love your boyfriend super Mario is beyond the greatest game EVER invented

crdavis93 7

Monday 7 November 2011 19:03

Haha funniest thing I have read yet on FML

67Ravender 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:16

Kinky

hyouri 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:37

Been there, done that.

Lexie07 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:15

dump him girl that's disgusting!

cheyennerosi33 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:08

Lmfao wow how old is he

flm_on 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 8:52

Totally hot ;D lol

sugarbear0727 19

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:45

My boyfriend does that. Not the singing, but playing with my nipples

patd77 12

Friday 11 October 2013 21:40

Sounds like fun

MEECHEL_JERDANG 2

Monday 30 June 2014 0:44

So... you're a girl... and, you have nipples? Good to knoooooooooooooooow....

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