Intimacy: Gamers, man…

Gamers, man…

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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AkManiak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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Cold_Pizza_Eater 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:20

If only there was world 9-9. It would be pretty damn rough. ;)

OhThEMeMoRiEs 0

Monday 19 July 2010 21:39

He's a Keeper! =D

LoadFasterPage 0

Friday 23 July 2010 0:33

#5 win

zeke12345 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:48

whatever happened to snickerdoodles? was she banned? or were ppl so mean to her that she left?

lgd921 0

Friday 13 August 2010 17:01

wow.

ThatOneGuy921 0

Monday 4 October 2010 3:25

you shouldve played with his joystick ;)

skarkheck93 0

Monday 11 October 2010 4:03

you're nipples are ****** if he says that

Lenoraa 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:39

you shouldn't grabbed his wiener and said "oh look! a bigger joystick" and done te same thing. maybe pug on his testicles as if they were buttons

kgraham21 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:56

I dated a guy who was like that. He never did that exactly, but he would say things to ruin every moment without trying. it was awful.

Dead_damion 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:47

Atleast he was having fun XD

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