Pranks and Miscellaneous: Fell for it

Fell for it

By Polmkk - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 225

By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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You deserved it 666

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 863

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 475

Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/12/2025 22:00

Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML

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You deserved it 334

By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 685

By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

By onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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You deserved it 46 559

grant1023 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

Comments

lilrocker90 10

Monday 16 January 2012 4:43

Haha that happened to me when I was 6 years old, in the same pier!!!

dayzz1 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:18

Hahahahaha I saw that video :D

WOWgirl85 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:55

Hahaha! Its ok! Same thing happened to me :) it's hilarious

rawrlolfmlf123 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:00

Aha! That's the bush man for you!!! He's great(:

chabaseball1816 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 18:33

SF! Woohoo!!! :)

dagarr 11

Saturday 7 February 2015 5:09

Bush man in San Francisco

Sarah Marie_1459472994 5

Friday 15 February 2019 7:12

Saw it on YouTube. Funny stuff!

1known 31

Sunday 17 February 2019 9:47

How can people find those kind of stupid jokes funny? And how can’t it be possible to sue the guy if he put online the videos without the people he surprised consent?