Miscellaneous: Family time is best time

Family time is best time

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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More details please

By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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puplover752 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:22

what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(

codyxfail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:24

Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:

Comments

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 21:38

Continued... OP: You know I can hear you two, right? It takes one to know one.

tsk14 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:19

She's just being honest hahaha

igary 5

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:29

Thats horrible op, nice title though

DaDivineDevil 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:31

You should have slowly turned your head so they see you have the other headphone off. I bet seeing their relation is worth the insult.

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:29

I would have announced my presence flipped them both off and stole 500$ from them and left

swedeNix 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:44

Time To move out and never look back? Thats what i did To My family, not talked to them for 5 years, never Been happier!

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 15 August 2013 10:20

Irregardless of how OP acts, hearing this would hurt.

chloem103 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 2:48

I feel like there must be some truth is what they are saying otherwise why would both of them say that?

cwl727 32

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:27

Did you say anything to them.

Klima_fml 29

Monday 8 September 2014 1:17

If I heard anyone in my family talking about me like that I would be saying something to them, it's not right for your mom to say that

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