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Family is for sharing

Anonymous - - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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notsick - 17/03/2019 22:00

Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML

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marz88 - - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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harrypotter955 19

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:07

Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

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Saturday 4 May 2013 19:05

That's a little sickening, isn't it?

01Ben21 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 0:09

Oh man, I feel for you OP. Try not to beat her to bad.

mn_shr 22

Sunday 5 May 2013 0:13

Oh come on, that's what family is for.

Elfkid21 19

Sunday 5 May 2013 0:58

that's b.s. she should have gotten out of bad and not have thrown up on you!! i mean you were nice enough to give her the bed! personally if i was giving up my bed, (depending on the situation on whether or not to give up my bed in the first place!!) i woulda slept on the couch. why didn't she sleep on the couch to begn with???

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Sunday 5 May 2013 1:14

Why the **** didn't you sleep on the couch? Or share the bed? Ydi for allowing yourself to get shafted to the floor.

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Sunday 5 May 2013 1:57

I'm pretty sure there isn't anything else he could sleep on, there's a reason he slept on the floor. By the way, maybe he let her have the (possibly 1 person) bed because, you know, he's chivalrous or just not a complete douchebag.