I'd be bragging. "yeah, my teacher is like a wizard. She died and came back to life. No big deal or anything."

They why not say nothing at all instead of wasting our time?

Wtf?

contacting people in case of just such an emergency?

Uh exactly for this kind of situation gawd!

Teachers have to carry walkies now, because of these jackasses that think shooting up schools is a great life choice. This is why we need to bring back those big machete looking paper cutters. And, load the schools with tranquilizer guns which is a much safer option than shooting bullets at the perp with there being kids around. Just have a sharp shooter at every school. Stop letting these greasy bastards from taking the easy way out after they've done this to these innocent kids. That's a bit extreme, but if you didn't catch my drift I can't help you.

#34 Texas is even trying to allow teachers to keep a gun on them. The intermediate school in my town has huge metal doors on the outside with bulletproof glass windows now. I think they even replaced the glass on classroom doors with bulletproof glass. I'll have to ask my boyfriends sis.

Our school still has machete paper cutters! We're safe!

#39- That's what my high school did right after Columbine. That definitely dates me. Anyway, I get the idea of them carry guns, but think of how many kids that could be hit in cross fire. At least with a tranquilizer, if you hit one, they'll have a really good nap. Not to mention, the added bonus you have with an alive asshole you can charge and, possibly, put to death. That usually scares the shit out of them despite the fact that they probably would've offed themselves anyway. People don't like getting caught and judged by their peers. That's what causes them to lose their shit in the first place. #42- I'm very glad to hear you're equipped for both an attacker and/or a zombie apocalypse. Keep up the good work.

Tranquillizers take some time to take effect. That's why they don't use them on dangerous escaped zoo animals--they just have to shoot and kill them with bullets because I tranquilizer would likely just piss them off and make them hurt even more people before they fell asleep. I think it would have the same effect on a mass-murdering psychopath. A stun gun would probably be better. But I also think a real gun in the hands of a teacher is less risky than giving a psycho a chance to get up. That's just me.

Lying bitch. Not for kindergarten and if in Texas I've never heard.

Wrong post.

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