Gross and Health: Excavation time

Excavation time

By yankesik - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Monday 4 January 2016 13:36

This description made me wince

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If you're so bent on puttint some stuff in your nose, might as well do cocaine.

Comments

rexism0408 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:44

i feel sorry for you....

jsHerin0 10

Tuesday 5 January 2016 7:10

that's literally the worst thing I've ever heard I'm so sorry..

fayachu 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:17

I'm like eating greek yogurt and fruits while going through FML posts and this literally made me stop eating...

pancakessdsjsn 17

Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:18

How did this FML make it to the site?

momac86 17

Tuesday 5 January 2016 11:17

Until you've barfed quesadillas chunks out your nose you don't know pain

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Wednesday 6 January 2016 0:38

haha

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Excavation time

Same thing different taste

Too stupid

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