Work, Healthy Lifestyle and Gross: Eww, what? - FML

Eww, what?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2026 22:00 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I watched a coworker use an electric milk frother, lick it “clean”, then put it back in the break room drawer with the rest of the utensils. I had no idea it was her personal frother. I thought it was for everyone’s use, like the spoons, and I’ve been using it for days now. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 13 September 2026 23:44

Her germs are all over all of the utensils in the drawer.

JasonThorn 21

Friday 18 September 2026 21:42

She should be keeping it at her desk, not in a communal break room.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 13 September 2026 23:44

Her germs are all over all of the utensils in the drawer.

JasonThorn 21

Friday 18 September 2026 21:42

She should be keeping it at her desk, not in a communal break room.

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