Eau de toilette

anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
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perdix 29

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

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VirgoKisses 0

piss!!u got a golden drizzle lmao

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perdix 29

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

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MillerP 0

um... just wondering, but if he's a guy, why was a girl coming out of the bathroom when he's goin in?

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mzeemzima 0

ughh u got tranny cum in yo face dats nasty man go dip your face in acid

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kristelle_fml 0

97 it was probably a multigender singular bathroom, like some gas stations have

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bunniex1 11

the fml doesn't specify gender, it could be a girl.

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krushr 3

Congratulations! You've just had your first golden shower.

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Oz87 5

hahahahahhaahhhaahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaha

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Pb25797051 0

****** juice, apple juice, toilet juice, water juice

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sheenamaedc09 0

mhm... first FML with no FML at the end... anyway the liquid might probably be handsanitizer just to make you feel better...

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InsertGirder 6

No "FML" on the end! ERROR! ERROR! Can not compute! ERROR! Rebooting FML...

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throwsomeglitter 0

You just got shit-faced.

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