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Dressed for success

wtf - 03/02/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and I was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Wiped out

STIgary - 17/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML

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jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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Guess I'm jobless - 10/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML

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tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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ADH2000 - - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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Slipping up

Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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wholelottaROSIE_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:00

if youve got a sweaty buttcrack, dont wear a white skirt. its really not that hard.

Guiseppi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 9:40

Probably fell out, hon.

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:11

One question, if you knew your have a sweaty buttcrack, then why the heck would you wear a white skirt. Just a thought. (I know I've made a lot of posts. Sorry.)

Perversive 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:33

"Today,I stuffed my buttcrack" LMAO YDI HAHA.

mybad01 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:30

lmfao ur cool

ryguy997 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:48

EEWWWWWWW OMG!!! jk it prob just fell out.

Game_of_Life 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:41

I can dig it out for you~ ;D

Gannon1994 0

Friday 2 April 2010 4:57

OP: Orrrrr you can stop being stupid, and realize it fell out somewhere? Obviously you would of felt it go in somewhere, unless there's no more tread on the tires?