Miscellaneous: Down in the dumps

Down in the dumps

By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 053

You deserved it 2 176

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Bullshit excuse

By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 08:00

Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 764

You deserved it 143

I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 033

You deserved it 3 984

Risky moves

By Zeke - 14/06/2023 06:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123

You deserved it 3 258

Class war

By gill - 20/06/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 635

You deserved it 100

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 420

You deserved it 3 477

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 149

You deserved it 4 057

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568 319

You deserved it 40 595

By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 139

You deserved it 1 128

Ambition

By Anonymous - 13/02/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 163

You deserved it 848

Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 368

Darkness_Hate 29

Thursday 15 October 2015 11:29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

rieebee 23

Thursday 15 October 2015 11:21

Her loss, you can do better.

Comments

Witchylady 17

Friday 16 October 2015 1:49

Your life is just beginning. A new job after graduation and a whole world of opportunities to explore. Hers on the other hand will be filled with police drug raids, possible addiction and total stupidity. Breaking up with your girlfriend was not a heart break but a gift.

Szaszaspasz 26

Friday 16 October 2015 2:10

I detect sarcasm

TheLynx_fml 20

Friday 16 October 2015 3:08

Well then show her just how wrong she is my friend

YoungMalcolmX 13

Friday 16 October 2015 4:43

I detect stupidity: "ambitious individual" lmao, that's called a criminal

bnbhimp 10

Friday 16 October 2015 4:54

Probably just an excuse. She couldn't stand your little pecker any longer.

nightstalker94 18

Friday 16 October 2015 5:12

was it bill cosby?

sighlifeman 12

Friday 16 October 2015 5:18

gold diggers.. u seem em from a mile

LadyTyger51ne 8

Friday 16 October 2015 5:24

She made room for the right woman to come into your life

crazycly 7

Friday 16 October 2015 5:45

She wants free drugs dude. Sorry.

pasupathymuthu 16

Friday 16 October 2015 7:11

This has been going on since times immemorial. Women always go for the bad guys... And then regret later to eventually rebound to.... Another bad guy. Chin up. You will find someone who appreciates you and is grateful for being with you.