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baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
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Juicenub 25

Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.

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hardy24 9

I still give you props for responding

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agrymonkey 2

congrats on being a good older sibling. this doesnt really seem like an FML though. good lookin out

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Lmf2 3

good job bro!!!! if i was her id say thanks for lookin out

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MrHi7093 3

A. You're a good brother/sister. B. Your sister has a good relationship.

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AfroFluff 23

That is the nature of Mario Kart, turning anybody into a competitive make it or break it person ?

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jordanlite 16

That's not an FML, that's being a good brother.

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Masift 21

This has to be by far, one of the funniest fmls I've read today

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Toastedsandwiche 11

Well at least you stood up for your sister.

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MizzyDahling 11

You had good intentions! You're a great loving protective sibling.

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