Was the music from Dick Van Dyke playing? it really seems like that would fit it perfectly.

That's definitely something that would happen to me. I know how you feel.

Once at school I tripped on my desk and caught myself before hitting the floor only to trip on the door frame and face plant into the hall just as everyone was getting out of class. So like 3 classes of kids saw.

you should've slapped yourself after and acted like a retard.

Haha. Did both of those before. Not on the same day though. Sorry OP. But, you'll laugh about it later in life.

Are you the father? Hmm? Been hiding it and got weak at the shower? Afraid of being a dad?

Should have told them you were just seeing how baby proof the house was.

new to the Fml scene and curious as to what "OP" means. could someone elaborate? that'd be awesome. thanks

I can hear the winded birds laughing outside now

N u weren't even drunk?? Lmao