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Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 21/07/2026 00:00 - Switzerland - Klingnau

Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 21 July 2026 0:21

Sounds like she didn’t know you were on a date.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 21 July 2026 0:21

Sounds like she didn’t know you were on a date.

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