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Daddy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

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By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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By walker - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Shoutout1011 - 15/04/2017 22:00

Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML

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By zbaby - 23/05/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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Top comments

Girlie2 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:59

Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.

DudeImBetter 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 20:00

babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.

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Mavy355 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:50

aww:(

Chella69 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 0:51

Your daughter isn't knowingly saying "Daddy", she is simply stringing together sounds. Calm down, most children say "Daddy" before they say "Mommy". Its just the way the brain develops.

Hunterchick85 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 2:14

Dad or daddy is actually an easier word for them to say so it doesnt mean anythng.

OhShuttup 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:13

FHerLife!

bcollins1990 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:16

awe. I'm due in April and her daddy will be deployed. it is definitely hard.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:26

I have 4 kids

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:32

why is it cutting my comment off?? Anyway, my 4 kids and 6 grandchildren all said daddy first! It didn't matter if he was around or not! Being in the Navy, he was often gone for up to 2 yrs. at a time!!

myfordrocks1990 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:43

aww shit

cardinalman77 3

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:48

daddy "supposedly" left...

alex1432 9

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:15

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

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