Miscellaneous: Creepy Susan

Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

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The neighbor from Hell

By Creeped - 27/09/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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You deserved it 1 819

By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 546

You deserved it 172

By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 512

You deserved it 4 016

By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 071

You deserved it 3 181

Demented

By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 176

You deserved it 1 871

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 130

You deserved it 4 485

By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 414

You deserved it 2 554

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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You deserved it 6 320

Annoying neighbors ruin everything

By so much for relaxing - 21/07/2021 06:01

Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 95

BeastNerd 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

Ooh. Sounds hot.

KKMH 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:16

go out there and keep yo pimp hand strong!!!

Comments

TerryYo 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:11

Lmao shit head XD

meikola 6

Monday 24 October 2011 4:21

Don't laugh that neighbor was me. Gawd how embarrassing. -_-

jjdominguez 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:56

3 # 911

Shosho7 3

Monday 24 October 2011 5:02

Creepy !

writergirl23 19

Monday 24 October 2011 5:14

How old is she

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 5:25

Invest in an electric fence.

XxTooCoolxX 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:27

As soon as I read this I thought. Of Fregley from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. LOL

LmfaoYoureFunneh 0

Monday 24 October 2011 7:01

That sounds scary. Good luck.

satph 12

Monday 24 October 2011 9:24

fyl op... but i feel so sorry for the poor girl! for one thing, she's mentally retarded and cannot act her age, and for another, she lives with her grandfather, which might mean that her parents are dead :(