Creepy crawlies

By John - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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br0ccoli 14

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

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xDollyLove 3

Reading all of this just made me so paranoid...

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LAMKWHIM 11

I don't think cleaning his ears would make any difference if it layed them deep enough. That's pretty disturbing though!

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kemando 22

This is how the apocalypse begins... Its 2012, they were right, it's starting.

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perdix 29

Sounds ;) like those baby bugs are getting a *lowers sunglasses* fair hearing.

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DocBastard 38

Shame on you, Perdix. I thought you were above this.

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RedPillSucks 31

and you forgot YYYEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!

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perdix 29

Nah, I like the *lowers sunglasses* motif if the closing word or two carries sufficient punch. It is a dangerous tool if the masses don't agree with my assessment.

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BrysGirl27 14

Just be glad you didnt find bugs anywhere else;p

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AliceLockehart 18

I have a really bad ear infection at the moment.. You've made me so paranoid D:

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naduskalove 3

OMG ...........

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SpottedZebra42 14

Ear wax is made in our ears to prevent incidents like this. Stop saying OP's filthy. If he was, then this wouldn't have happened.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Everyone swallows something like 5 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.

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callmesillyxxx 1

Ohh hell no!!! Ewewew eh

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