Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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Same thing different taste

Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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GMeister13 0

I would freakthe **** out! Call the police

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RubyBoobie 0

this proabably means that the person is looking through her bedroom window, not going into her house

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theUnnamed 0

don't let it get to you someone probably just f-ing with you

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Aphrodite_K 0

Tiger Woods strikes again!!!!

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hotcoco32 0

whoever said "golf ball boy" was a boy? :P

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campbellshayla73 0

hopefully a prank

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